Reporter C.L.A.W.’S Developer Interview

For months, I’ve been “annoying the developers” with “pointless questions”. But little did they know, I was secretly conducting an interview just for this newsletter! So without further ado, here’s the scoop on Cyborg Immortal!

Are you going to add more bad guys for me to fight?
They told me that they’re going to add a TON more bad guys, even new boss fights! Apparently they have a guy whose entire job is just to design enemies. I never really bothered to learn what each developer does, so this was great news to me. Another win for Commander C.L.A.W.!

Ok what about new areas to fight the new bad guys?

You may not believe this, but yes!!! We’re talking TONS of new mission rooms, new locations, and they even said if I was really patient, new areas to explore!

Can I expect to see more cat-like cyborgs added to the game?

I can’t be the only cute cat-themed cyborg running around Etheria. So I investigated the future of cat-borgs. Here’s what the marketing guy had to say: “Yes, for the 1,000th time, we’re adding cat cosmetics. Now can you please go bother someone else” Awesome! Can’t wait!

Guns are the most important accessory, can I get a cute gun?

I talked to the lead artist about this, because I had a few requests for him. I told him I wanted a gun that looks like a shark, a pink gun, a red fiery gun, and a pink shark gun. I guess I didn’t really ask any questions. I just sort of demanded he make me some cute guns. But he’s gonna make them so that’s another win for me!

Well, what did you think? Pretty compelling journalism, huh? But I have better benefits fighting for the Cyborg rebellion than I would as a freelance journalist, so it's time to hang up the press badge. I’ll see you on Etheria!