Skill Issue

What’s up, Cyborg?

It’s Commander C.L.A.W. again. I just wanted to give you a little advice on skills since they’re really really good at crushing those stupid little invasion robots, and they’re just fun to use! ;)

Ok so I have a lot to say but HQ yelled at me during my last performance review for “Frequently deviating from the assigned topic during official briefings.” which is their way of saying I yap too much. So, we’re going to get right to it! Here’s an introduction to the 3 types of skills!

Starting with the obvious one, it’s DESTRUCTION skills (name pending approval). They explode, obliterate, dissolve, dissect, and just generally, blast to smithereens. Just aim them at the biggest swarm of bad guys and watch the magic happen. 

Next we gotta talk about stat boosts. Now I know they’re not flashy, but increasing your stats can be a total game changer. Plus, it’s SO satisfying to boost your attack and speed, then turn your enemies to dust with a shotgun, trust me.

The last type of skill comes in the shape of friendly little robot companions. For these skills you get to set down a little guy, and that little guy helps you out! Some of them create an area that can increase your own stats, or decrease your enemies stats! The other little robo friend – it… uh… well it blows up. But don’t worry! Our scientists tell me it actually likes to blow up. I just hope they’re telling me the truth…